Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Yeah... A used

pig bath__robe A rare ... mint snowglobe

A smurf TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay

Verse 1

My house ... is filled with this crap

Shows up in- bubble wrap

Most every day

What I bought on eBay

Chorus

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)

Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

They had it on eBay

Verse 2

I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack

Just check ... my feedback

"A++!" they all say

They love me on eBay

Chorus

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)

Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)

From some guy I've never met in Norway

Found him on eBay

Bridge

I am the type who is liable to snipe you

With two seconds left to go, whoa

Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya

As long as I've got the dough

Chorus

(no chords in song!)

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes

Sell me ... your watch, please

I'm highest bidder now

| From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous

Verse 3

(Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail

From that worldwide garage sale

(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)

Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray

Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay

CHORUS #2:

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)

Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)

Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)

Found it on eBay

CHORUS #2:

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)

(Pez dispensers and a toaster)

Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away

I'll buy on eBay

Outro