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ChorusIt's been Gone week since we Cadd9got to see Cheatin' lGovers and cCadd9ousins that marry G Five days since they Cadd9had the show With the hGermaphrodite, the Cadd9slut, and the crack ho G Three days since we Cadd9heard the tale AbGout the guy who learned his Cadd9woman was a she-male GYesterday it occCadd9urred to me That I've been wGatchin' a bit too Cadd9much Jerry Springer
Verse 1GHoly cow, d'you see it Cadd9last week? Well, they had this oGne freak Who sucker-Cadd9punched his whole family G Do you recall when the brCadd9awl Became a total free-forG-all And Jerry's in the middle Cadd9tryin' to be the referee GHey, see the stripper with the Cadd9implants She likes to Glap dance And date the Cadd9boyfriend of her mother G Now here come's Jerry's Cadd9next guest And it's a slGugfest 'Cause it's her trCadd9ailer trash brother G Nymphomaniac is back on Cadd9crack It's like "When Animals AtGtack" They all exhibit reprehCadd9ensible behavior G Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clCadd9othes Step on their toes, that's how it Ggoes They get so violent they hCadd9ave to sign a waiver
Bridge 1Em7They're always swearin', cursin', kDadd9ickin' butt, and pointin' blame Bm4On the air? They don't Cadd9care, they've got no shame Em7There was one guy who I'm sDadd9ure felt a little strange Bm4When he found out that his Cadd9wife had a sex change Em7They have a tendency to sDadd9cream and yell constantly Bm4They have a history of rCadd9ipping off their shirts
ChorusIt's been one week since they had the fight With the Siamese twins and the transvestite Five days since that awful brawl They still haven't got the blood off the wall It's been three days since the bitter fued Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude Yesterday, finally dawned on me I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
InterludeG[GuCadd9y] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister [Gal] Oh? Well, which one? [Guy] All of them [Gal Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake! [Guy] Yah? Well, well me too! [Gal] Oh! [Guy] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie! [Gal] Woofie, you b-tch! [Gal] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat! [Guy] That goat doesn't love to you!
Verse 2Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin' Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin' Jerry's the king of confrontation He's a sensation He puts the 'sin' in syndication It's totally worthless, like a bad check It's like a train wreck Don't wanna stare but you can't look away Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows But with more weirdos The ratings jumpin' higher everyday If you've seen the show, well then you know It's just as low as you can go The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene And pretty soon some ugly goon Comes in the room and then it's BOOM In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Bridge 2Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies "Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant Should I turn off my TV? I just can't I have a tendency to watch it religiously I have a history of taping each one
ChorusIt's been one week since the show about Psycho killers with problems they should work out Five days since the big surprise When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys Three days wince he interviewed A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude Yesterday, it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer Come over here and pull on my finger [End on G]
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