Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
C F G Am F C G CGWell I heard that you're Cleaving, Ggonna leave me far Cbehind, E7'Cause you found a brand new Amlover, you deDcided that I'm not your Gkind. CSo I pulled your name Gout of my CRollOdex, And I Ftore all your piGctures in Ctwo, And I E7burned down the malt shop where Amwe used to go, Just Dbecause it reminds me of Gyou..... FThat's right, you Gain't gonna see me Ccrying, FI'm glad that you Gfound somebody Cnew, 'Cause I'd Frather spend eGternity eating Amshards of broken gFlass, Than Cspend one more Gminute with Cyou. GI guess I may seem kinda Cbitter, You Ggot me feeling down in the Cdumps, 'Cause I'm E7stranded all alone in the Amgas station of love, And I Dhave to use the self-service Gpumps... Oh,so Fhoney, let me Ghelp you with that Csuitcase You Fain't gonna Gbreak my heart in Ctwo 'Cause I'd Frather get a Ghundred-thousand Cpaper cuts on my Fface, Than Cspend one more Gminute with Cyou.. AmI'd rather rip out my Gintestines with a fork FThan watch you going oGut with other mCen AmI'd rather slam my E7fingers in a dAmoor,
AgainOh cCan'tD you what I'm trying to say, darlin' I'd Frather have my Gblood sucked out by Cleeches Shove an Fice-pick under a Gtoe nail or Ctwo I'd Frather clean all the Gbathrooms In Grand Central AmStation, with my tFongue.. Than Cspend one more Gminute with Cyou Yes, I'd rather jump Gnaked on a Ghuge pile of Cthumbtacks Or stick my Fnostrils toGgether with Krazy-CGlue I'd Frather dive into a Gswimming pool filled with AmDouble-edged razor bFlades Than Cspend one more Gminute with Amyou I'd rather Frip my heart right out of my Gribcage with my bare hands And then tChrow it on the floor and stomp on it tiFll I die.... Than Cspend one more Gminute with Cyou.....