Weird Al Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Chords

 
         
         
         
         
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GOh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there's no Dway you're gonna slow it Emdown You say we Cgotta treasure each Gmoment Who knows how Dlong we're gonna be aBround Yeah you Ckeep on telling me Glife is short And it's Bhard to disagree with what you Csay But if Gtime is so precious, why ya Dwasting mine Cause I'm Calways reading, Always deleting CEvery useless piece of garbage that you Dsend my way Every Gstupid hoax All those Dcorny jokes Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme Well I dGon't need tons of cringe inDducing puns Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme No it Emisn't ok if you Bmbrighten my day With some Ccut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark Dpoetry And I dGidn't request a persoDnality test Stop fCorwarding D- that crap to me GAhhhDhhhhChhhhDhh... DYou're sending Gvirus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments to Devery single person you Emknow You're Cpassing round a link to Gsome dumb thing on YouTube That Deverybody else already Bsaw three years ago And Cwacky badly PGhotoshopped billboards were Bnever that amusing to Cme And I Gjust can't believe you beDlieve those urban legends But I Chave high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes CAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing Dconstantly No I Gdon't want a bowl of Chicken DSoup for the Soul Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme Send more Gtop 10 lists and I'll Dslash my wrists Please stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme Well I'm Emsorry I can't accept your Bmparanoid rant And I don't Cwant the Neiman Marcus cookie Drecipe Won't you Gkindly refrain, cause it's Dhurting my brain Stop Cforwarding... that crap to me AmLike glittery hearts and unicorns and Dpictures of somebody's cat Now tell meAm in what alternate reality would I Dcare about something like that? And by the way your Emquotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin Mr. BmRogers never fought the Viet Cong And Bill CGates is never gonna give me something for nothing And I Ahighly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me AIf I don't pass your letter along... AWell now I Gknow you're wishing I'll Dsign your petition But stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme And I don't want to Gread your series Of conDspiracy theories Just stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme And your Emtwo million loser friends All Bmhave my address now Cause you Cnever figured out the way to DBCC Now I gGotta insist Take meEm off of your list Stop fCorwarding-D- that crap to meG GStop forwarding that crap to me G G F EmStop forwarding that crap to me Em Em D CStop forwarding that Dcrap to me CAhhhDhhhhG....