Standard (EADGBE)

You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity,

And so it only makes sense, the world would be

Obsessed with every single thing you do

They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night,

They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might

See something real embarrassing you do

The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,

That's the story that they're gonna feature

With exclusive pics of your flabby behind,

You think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find...

A bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,

Cameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy

You're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ

Following you when you're walking down the street

And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat

So you cover your face thinking to yourself:

"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown

And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town

They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,

First on the scene for every wardrobe fail

You just picked up some transvestite,

Seconds later, it's up on the website

Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce,

And they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course

And if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or

Stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee

You're on TMZ-ee

Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door

Trailin' you through airport security-y-yy,

They're with TMZ

They're with TMZ

"We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!"

"Is that a baby bump?"

"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"

"Look who's drinking coffee!!"

"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"

Oh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where

A famous person can't

Even get a DUI,

or go on a racist rant

Those guys are all around

So you really shouldn't dare

Goin' to every club in town

If you've lost your underwear...

Seems that every single time a star decides to

Shave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee,

They're on TMZ-e-ee

If they catch you peein' in the bushes,

Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee

You're on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ

You're on TMZ

Every single celebrity-y-yy,

Knows they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ