Weird Al Yankovic - Virus Alert Chords

 

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9 fr
         
         
         
         
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C

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4 fr
         
         
         
         
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4 fr
         
         
         
         
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4
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6 fr
         
         
         
         
4
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6 fr
         
         
         
         
3
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
1
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
X
X
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3

E

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3 fr
         
         
         
         
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6 fr
         
         
         
         
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1
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
3
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
1
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1

Am

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4 fr
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
X
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1

F

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9 fr
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
3
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1
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4

A

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4 fr
         
         
         
         
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4 fr
         
         
         
         
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6 fr
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
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Bm

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6 fr
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
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FmHey, everyone, listen up, your atteEntion if you please Really want to Fmgive you a warning Cause I fouBnd out this morning Bout a danCgerous, insidious computer virus FmIf you should get an email with the subEject: "Stinky Cheese" Better not go tFmaking your chances Under nBo circumstances Should you oCpen it or eElse it will ETranslate your doAmcuments into SwaChili AmMake your TV record "GiCgli" AmNeuter your pets and give your lCaundry static clFing (Look oEut!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze (Look Fout!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs (Look ouEt!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too And the hAard drive of anyone Crelated to you F#-C#----F# Virus alert! FDelete immediately befCore someone gets hurt FAmorward this message on to Ceverybody

Am C

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool (Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place CThat's right, it's a... Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody AmTell everyone you know, tell eCverybody nFow If you get infeCcted, you'll wAmish you haBmd neFver been boCrn So before it eC-mails your grAmandmotherBm allF of your PorCn... FTurn off your computer and make suEre it powers down EDrop it in a 43-foot hFole in the ground FBury it completely, rocks and bouElders should be fine EThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you weAre alive C Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody AmTell everyone you know, tell eCverybody nFow FWhat are you waiting for? FJust hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know Hit... send... right... now