Weird Al Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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EmI was watching my TDV one night when they broke iCn with a special repGort About some devEmistating earDthquake in PCeru G EmThere were thirty thousDand crushed to death, evenC more were buried alGive On the RiEmchter scale it mDeasured 8.2 C G And I said, "GCod, please anDswer me one qGuestion?" C"Why'd they have to iBnterruCpt 'TGhe Simpsons' just for this?" BWhat Ca drGag, 'cause I was taBping Cit and Geverything And now I'll hCave to wait for the reGrun to see the pDart of the show I missed

Chorus

CWhy does this aGlways happen? BWhy does this alFways happen to me? CWhy does this alGways happen? B(Why) Why does this alwFays happen to me? CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba EmI was driving down the hDighway when all the tCraffic slowed to a cGrawl There was a twEmelve-car pile-up, Deverybody deaCd G And I saw bEmrains and guts and vDital organs Csplattered everywGhere As well as mEmy friend Robert's diDsembodied heaCd G And I thought -C Poor DRob, I just had lGunch with him Hey, wCait a minute, Bhe still Cowes me Gmoney - what a jerk Well, therBe's fCive Gbucks that I'm neBver gConnaG see again Plus now, on tCop of everything eGlse, it looks like I'm gDonna be late to work

Chorus

CWhy does this aGlways happen? BWhy does this aFlways happen to me? CWhy does this aGlways happen? B(Why) Why does this alFways happen to me? CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba ABa ba ba ba, ba ba Oh, the otEmher day, my bDoss said we were rCunning low on tGoner EmAnd he told me I should Dbuy another caCse G Well, I Emtold him I was bDusy, but he sCtill just kept on asGking So, I tEmurned around and stDabbed him in the faCce (right in the faGce) Oh, and Cwouldn't you kDnow it, my kGnife got stuck CI guess that's Bprobably Cbound to Ghappen now and then But BI'm CafraGid I may have Bbent the tCip a lGittle And I knCow that blade willG never ever be quiDte as sharp again (quite as sharp again) Oh, tell me CWhy does this aGlways happen? BWhy does this aFlways happen to me? CWhy does this aGlways happen? B(Why) Why does this alFways happen to me? CWhy does this aGlways happen? BWhy does this aFlways happen to me? CWhy does this aGlways happen? B(Why) Why does this alFways happen to me? CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba CBa ba ba ba, Gba ba ba ba ba BBa ba ba ba, Fba ba ba ba ba -Iggie-