Weird Al Yankovic - You Dont Love Me Anymore Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


WCe've been together for soC very long
But nGmow things are changing,
Oh I woDmnder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me arGound
The pasDmsion is gone and the fFlames diedG down

I guCess I lost a little bit of selCf-esteem
That tGmime that you made it with the whDmole hockey team
You used to think I was nGice
Now Dmyou tell all your friends that I'm theF antichriGst

B♭Oh, why did you disconnect the Fbrakes on my car?
That kCind of thing is hard to ignorGe
Got a fDmunny feelingFmaj7 you don't love me anymore C

IC knew that we were having pCroblems when yoGmu put those
piranhas in my baDmthtub again
You're still the light of my lGife
Oh daDmrling I'm beggin', won't youF put down that kniGfe

CYou know, I even think it's kinda Ccute the way you Gmpoison
my coffee just a liDmttle each day
I still remember the way that you lauGghed
When Dmyou pushed me down the eFlevator sGhaft

B♭Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poiFsonous cobra
CDoing in my underwear draGwer?`
SometimesDm I get to thinking Fmaj7You don't love me anymore  C

CYou slammed my face down on the Cbarbecue grill
GmNow my scars are all healing but my heDmart never will
You set my house on fGire
You pulDmled out my chesthairs with anF old pair of pGliers

COh, you think I'm ugly and you say IC'm cheap, yoGmu shaved off
my eyebrows whileDm I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my heGad
Then you duDmmped me in a drainage ditch and Fleft me forG dead

B♭Oh, you know this really isn't lFike you at all.
 You neCver acted this way beforeG
Honey, someDmthing tells me Fmaj7you don't love me Canymore
Oh no no, got a fDmunny feeling YFmaj7ou don't love me anymore  C