Weird Al Yankovic - Your Pitiful Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
Capo on 8 fret

Intro
G       [G/f#]    Em7     Cadd9   x2

Verse 1
GMy life is brilliant.   G             Em7                     Cadd9

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

GMy life is brilliant.
YGour life's a joke
Em7You're just pathetic
Cadd9You're always broke
YourG homemade Star Trek uniform
really aiGn't impressing' me
You'Em7re suffering' from delusions of
AdequacCadd9y             F

Chorus
Cadd9You're Pitiful. FYou'Em7re Pitiful.     F
Cadd9You're Pitiful, Fit's trueG.
NeCadd9ver had a daFte That ya couGldn't iFnflaEm7te
And yaCadd9 smell repulsiFve too Em7
What a bummeCadd9r bein' yFou     G            G                     Em7                             Cadd9

Verse 2
Well ya juGst can't dance
And forGget romance
Everybody Em7you know still calls ya
Cadd9  Farty Pants
But Gyou always have a job welGl I mean
As lEm7ong as you still can work thaCadd9t slurpie machine

Chorus
Cadd9You're Pitiful. FYou'Em7re Pitiful.     F
Cadd9You're Pitiful, Fit's trueG.
YoCadd9u're half unFdressed Eatin' chipsG of youFr chEm7est
While Cadd9you're playin'F Halo 2Em7
No one's claCadd9ssier thaFn you  G

Interlude
Cadd9        Em7          Cadd9          D/F#  Cadd9-->D/F#
  La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER

Outro
Cadd9You're Pitiful. FYou'Em7re Pitiful.     F
Cadd9You're Pitiful, Fit's trueG.
Your dCadd9og would much Frather Play fetchG by itselFf   Em7
You stillCadd9 live with your Mom and you'Fre 42      G           F               Em7
Guess youCadd9'll never gFrow a clEm7ue
When itCadd9 just sucFks to beG you