Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

or

Verse 1

power chords/5ths palm muted)

You, you think you're such a badass

You think you're such a rough neck

Well I saw you outside eating truffles with you're moms on the patio

Well, I think it's really sad though

And tell you're girl to quit buggin' me

Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom

Of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band

Chorus

When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

Verse 2

Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno

But I get more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime

You're steppin' on a land mine

Your gonna shoot your eye out

I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on with your momma in the

clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't fuck her for my country with a flag on her

face and a stolen dick

Chorus

When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

Bridge

Verse 3

You, you think you're still a bad ass

You think you're still a rough neck

Well let's take this outside