Standard guitar tuning:EADGBECapo on 3 fret
F Gm E♭ B♭ Gm7 FF I'm feelin' so Gmgood right now There's a E♭handsome boy tells me B♭how I Gm7changed his Fpast He buys me a Gmbrandy E♭ Or could it be he's B♭really just Gm7after my Fass? He likes the Gmclothes I wear E♭ He says he likes a B♭man to Gm7dress in Fseason But no one Gmelse ever stares,E♭ he's being so kinB♭d Gm7 C--> What's the reason?
ChorusC How many Gfriends have IAm reallFy got? You can count 'em on one Ghand C How many Gfriends have I Amreally Fgot? G C How many Gfriends have I Amreally Fgot? That B♭love Fme, that B♭want Fme, that'll B♭take FmeA Gmas Gm7I Cam? Suddenly it's a silver screen And a face so beautiful that I have to cry out Everybody hears me Well, I look like a fool, now, if I try and I shy out She knows all of my friends But it's nice to find a woman who'll stay on late But now I think I've reached the end I wonder in the dead of night, how do I rate? [repeat chorus] Cm It's all like a CmdreB♭am you know When you're B♭still up early in the Fmorning Gm And you all sit toFgether to watch the E♭sun come through Cm But things don't CmlooB♭k so good When you could A♭use a bit of warning Fm Then you know that no one will ever C/Gspeak the truth about Gyou. [repeat chorus] When I first signed the contract, it was more than a handshake then I know it still is, but there's a plain fact We talk so much shit behind each other's backs, I get the willies People know nothing about their own soft guts So how come they can sum us up Without suffering all the hype we've known How come they bum us up [repeat chorus] one of the best songs on the album.