My Wife Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

F♯ 244(3)xx

A♯/C♯m x4444x

Intro

B B A B

BMy life's in Gjeopardy

GMurdered in cold blood is what I'm Egonna be

I Dain't been home since Dsus4FridayD night and Enow my wife is comin' Bafter me

C♯mGive me police protection,

Gonna Gbuy a gun so I can look after Enumber oEsus4ne E

DGive me a bodyguaDsus4rd, a blDack belt GJudo expert

F♯ (F♯7 F F♯7 F)

With a machine gun.

[repeat intro]

BGonna buy a tank and an Gaeroplane

When she Gcatches up with me won't be no Etime toEsus4 explainE

She Dthinks I've beeDsus4n withD another woman and Ethat's enough

To send her half Binsane B A B B

C♯mGonna buy a fast car, put Gon my lead boots and take a Elong, longEsus4 drive E

I Dmay end up spDsus4endingD all my Gmoney, but I'll still F♯be alive.

EAll I did was have a F♯bit too much to drink

And I Bpicked the wrong C♯mprecinct C♯m B C♯m

Got Epicked up by the law and F♯now I ain't got time to Bthink.

B B A B

[repeat second verse]

And I'm oh, so tired of running

Gonna lay down on the floor

I gotta rest sometime

So I can get to run some more, yeah!

She's comin'

She's comin'