Hot Rod Hotel Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

EmI'm a porter and a Gnight clerk at the Cold Hot Rod AmHotel

I Cclean and scrub the Amlobby down and Bthirty-one rooms as Emwell

I Emwax and shine their Gboots and shoes

I Cbrush down their crinkly Amclothes

And I Cmeet the buses and Amtrains and I Bshow you to your Emdoor

Bell-Embottom pants brought Gtwo boys in at Csix-fourteen last Amnight

Two Cgirls checked in at Amten-oh-two and BI flipped on the Emlight

The Emlamrod's wife looks Gin their doors and Cfinds one terrible Amsight

Those Amboys and girls got Cbawled up in their Bdoors and rooms that Emnight

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A bloody flood could never mess these rooms up any worse

It looked like Moe had used this room to grease and breed a horse

Old gum and hairs and sticky rags, old bottles on the floors

Gobs of spit and condom rubbers on the windows, walls, and doors

The lammy tried to make me clean out that crappy mess

Or else he'd fire me off my job and let me starve to death

I laid aside my polish rag and I downed my dusting pan

And I've not seen the old Hot Rod nor that old town since then