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I'd have to be crazy

To stop all my singin

and never play music again.

You'd call me a fool

If I put on a top hat

and ran out to flag down the wind.

I'd have to be weird

to grow me a beard...

just to see what the redknecks would do.

But, I'd have to be crazy

plum out of mind

to fall out of love with you.

Now I know I've done weird things

I told people I heard things

when silence was all that abounds.

Been days when it pleased me

to be on my knees

following ants as they crawled cross the ground

I've been insane on a train

But I'm still me again

and the place where i hold you is true...

So I know I'm alright

'case I'd have to be crazy

to fall out of love with you...

You know I

(and i don't intend to..)

But should there come a day,

when I say that i don't love you

They can lock me away--ay--AY

It sure would be dingy

to live in an envelope

waiting alone for a stamp

and you'd swear i was loco

to rub for a genie

while burning my hand on lamp

and i may not be normal

but nobo-d-y is...

So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through

I'd have to be crazy

plum out of my mind

to fall out of love with you!!

REPEAT ONCE

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