Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Chorus

Please allow me to be your anti-depressant

I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant

Verse 1

We kick back and let the pills do the talking

People hear a distinct rattle when we're walking

Then there's the extra two stone that's our only guarantee

Our vivid dreams are just like big production movies

They get entangled well within our daily routines

So please re-think or use my trademark strategy

Chorus

And please allow me to be your anti-depressant

I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant

Post-chorus:

aaa aaa...

Verse 2

It's hard to smile when you're as flattened as a pancake

The only tears come from our heads when we concentrate

Perhaps I'm being unjust or perhaps you agree

Still I've thrown away my citalopram

I needed more than what was in those 40 milligrams

So cast away with the doctor's plans

Chorus

Please allow me to be your anti-depressant

I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant

Interlude

na na na na... aaa...

Outro

Still I've thrown away my citalopram

Although I felt as grim as the reaper man

So cast away with the doctor's plans

Like me

I hope you like it ;)