Savage Weiner Dogs Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

DA gang of savageG wiener doAgs terrorized LestDer's home

He wDanted them Gto go awayA and leave hisD cats alone

HeD could barely musteGr up the courage tAo go out and fetDch his mail

DIf his cats Gweren't declawed they couAld whip those wienerD dog tails

Verse 2

One day as Lester was watching the gang a plan entered his mind

He thought he could turn his kitties into super strength felines

He could fashion for them Freddy Krueger gloves with razor nails

And with their mighty jaws and fearsome claws they could whip those wiener dog tails

Verse 3

Lester went to his garage where his tools have hung for years

He found a broken rake and a pair of rusty shears

He went to work with a hacksaw and a file for the lawnmower blade

His kitties watched and wondered at the awesome tools he made

Verse 4

First was spry young Fluffles he was eager for his wrath

Lester placed the gloves on Fluffles and Fluffles he took a bath

He licked his paw and wiped his ear the blood ran from his brain

They all stood around the brave young soldier swearing his death wouldn't be in vain

Verse 5

Next was Madam Meow she was a proud and noble snuggler

Lester placed the gloves on both her feet she scratched a hole right in her jugular

They stood around the brave young soldiers who gave their lives to freedom from wieners

There was one kitty left never was there a kitty meaner

Verse 6

His name was Jack the Bastard he never sat in Lester's Lap

He lived on the roof and barked at cars he was never known to nap

His eyes were green but they never blinked and they glowed in the dark

Jack didn't seem all that concerned about wiener dogs in the yard

Verse 7

First he looked at Madam Meow and he looked at foolish Fluffles

He looked at Lester and his tools Lester knew he was in trouble

He swished his tail and growled a little then he leaped like an old bullfrog

He chased Lester into the yard where he surrendered to the gang of wiener dogs

Verse 8

Then Jack walked out of the house carrying two cats all sliced up

The wiener dogs they bowed their heads and they cried like pups

Lester wanted to the thank old Jack for preventing his miserable doom

But Jack he growled and ran to the roof and howled all night at the moon