Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Alternate and chords

Selling exes down the river

every Katie's got her price

and the details make you shiver

but it's hard to escape when your head is stuck in vice

because nothing matters in the self obsessive age

where they dare you not to notice

but it's everywhere in shocking colour on the page

Chorus

In the magazine

staring out at me

out of my TV

other people's lives

pixelated lives

just like yours and mine

Every weekend i bear witness

to the social suicides

to the thief who stays for breakfast

to the poster child screwing everybody's wife

Yeah it's just a story

but it keeps me hanging on

for the needy soul,

the glory hole confessional

I got to see what's going down

In the magazine

staring out at me

out of my TV

other people's lives

pixelated lives

just like yours and mine

Bridge

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Read the headlines...

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hear the siren

i'm re-united. out of rehab.

again

It's everywhere

it's shocking colour on the page

CHORUS # 2

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