The Waitress Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D♯ Cm G♯ Fm G♯

D♯there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

Cmthe coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

G♯and the toast is always soggy, but i hardlyFm notice G♯

D♯and the food takes such a long time to get made

Cmeven when i'm the only person in the cafe

G♯and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly nFmotice G♯

D♯youre probably thinking why would i even bother eating there

Cmon a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer

G♯i wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber

and the tastFme of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutterG♯

its the waD♯itress i love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter

makes my heart rCmace and a flutter i know its crazy to lover her

a lG♯ady thats basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother

i dont neeFmd to ask her name andG♯ number

cause thisD♯ relationship

is Cmbuilt on breakfast, im wG♯aitin on her just to wait on me, yeah Fm G♯

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

she says hi to me bye to me thatl be 5.95 to me but i dont really mind

thats alright with me i just smile and eat

sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week

she knows in my quiet times i like to be alone

and write a poem with my headphones

newspaper bacon fried or poached egg and a slice of toast, a long black, but

the beans are always burnt

and if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt

i wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world

'nah' i dont think it would work i wouldnt wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that

besides, this relationship is built on breakfast

im waitin on her just to wait on me

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

and it dont matter that the bacon i eats cold and its ok the newpapers are weeks old

but i dont mind no its fine cause shes all that im there for X2

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

Hope that helps. HY.