Standard (EADGBE)

Shock and fright

All the creatures of the night

They're coming after me

And I'm runnin runnin runnin, can't you see?

from these things that are coming after me-e-e

Bill collectors, tax inspectors

Parking enforcement has

got the government endorsement

to take my money away from me

Shock and fright

All the creatures of the night

They're coming after me

And I'm runnin runnin runnin, can't you see?

from these things that are coming after me-e-e

My ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend

and his Mercedes Benz

She calls me lazy

So what I’m happy this way

Said Presidents and dead presidents,

And the residents,

at my apartment complex

complain about all the loud sex

but they just don’t know

(Stop)

I’m alone and watchin porno

Shock and fright

All the creatures of the night

They're coming after me

And I'm runnin runnin runnin, can't you see?

from these things that are coming after me-e-e

Think I just might

Join the other side

Hear it’s an easy life

To be a monster,

So check under your bed tonight

Bill collectors, tax inspectors

Presidents, residents and old dead friends (4x)