Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
Woke up this morning
You were nowhere to be found
Your edible panties were on the ground
There was a bite out of them
And then I spy
You slutting around with another guy
Chorus
Why! Why! Why!
You gotta slut around
Why! Why! Why!
You gotta slut around
Verse
Found your number on a piece of paper (pap"a")
Called it, but it was some fuck that dates ya
I can't believe I almost ate ya
Glad I didn't cuz you got VD
Hapatitis or some HIV
I ain't tryin' to die yet slut
As I write this you're probably getting fucked in the butt
Chorus
Why! Why! Why!
You gotta slut around
Why! Why! Why!
You gotta slut around