Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

This is a story that I never told before

A quiet afternoon drink well I want more...

The waitress is too hot to pick on

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She got her breasts from mother nature and she hates to work in places

Like this

The people are stupid and bored

Well it's hard to pay the bills and I forgot to take my pills

I sometimes wonder how they make it through the day

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I checked it out that night I took delight

Chorus

But now I know

you're so empty

And when it's time to go

You'll feel unsatisfied

'Cause you didn't use your mind

Deliberately stayed behind

You overlooked

And now you're hooked

And I don't mind G F# F (repeat)

Verse

The fiercest thing to say is that I am one of them

I got to see her in her glory and man I wanted more...

She has this pretty horny flow

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I had a pleasant night, a ride home, my body felt like reborn

And hers it felt like never touched before

But that ain't no fact that she pushed me on my back

She goes on and on and on

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I checked it out that night, I took so much delight

Chorus

But now I know

you're so empty

And when it's time to go

You'll feel unsatisfied

'Cause you didn't use your mind

Deliberately stayed behind

You overlooked

And now you're hooked

And I don't mind G F# F (repeat)