Garfield Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

(Maybe play some hockey)

My Gmouth is a A7liar (beware)

My Gfeet are on A7fire (who cares)

I've Gnever been A7shy-er (i'm not scared)

If Deveryone's bumping Garound

A7Because

GKnowers know to know aA7nd

GGoers go to go A7and

GShow-ers show to show A7and

DNo one's gonna ask your name

When you Gfade into fA7orever

(Gi can't figure out theA7 lyrics to this line. can anyone help?)

GHow can anyone say right A7or wrong (i love you)

DAnd then tell you you're Gok

Oh I loved the ground once

And i kept my fingers warm

Everything was true

Everything was true

When your

GPenis fell apart A7and

GNo one had a heart A7and

GNo one had a chart A7to

DShow you the right Gway

A7You

GHad to be a creatuA7re

GWithout specific featuA7res

GThere were no teacA7hers

DTo tell you what to sGay (rip out your guts)

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: My Shadow Tags on Behind

Tuned down 1/2 step

Everything was Cwasted, Gtasted, Cface it kiCd

FYou were never what they wanteGd

I'm a Cbird, i'm a Gtree, i'm a Cfish Coutside.

The Ccity is a Gbreast danglCing from the Csky

Oh my Ffeet go where we show the Glogo

my shadow tags on Cbehind G C G C

Oh the Cworld was never Gmeant to be the CBrooklyn CBridge

CArcades and Gsoda and Ctulips C

CChimneys and Ghouses and Cold thingCs

CComputers and Gloving the Ccold thinCgs

Oh my Ffeet go when we show the Glogo

My shadow tags on CbehindG C G C

solo at 1:00

The solo melodies are played over the verses now.

Oh tiCme is like a Ggreen train Cof commuterCs

FLove is a golden bath of computers

I Cknow that everyGone's got something Cthat they Cdo

But Ci don't wanna Gbe obsoleCte to yoCu

F G C

OhC iG dCon't want to carry my bag on one shoulder for you

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song:Bartholemew

(Adam's mom sings backup)

Play all chords as arpeggios

CBartholemew bring me a fork

There's a G7minstrel parade on tv

Let the Clights glow, an excellent reason

To G7stay home toniCght

COh the old men wave their canes

They have Emyesterday's brains

And their Fworlds stop turning on sundayGs

CThe young lives are clipped

And Emsmudged on the rocks

FDistorted and forgGotten

CQuietly she enters the room

But we G7can't talk, we can not be seen

CReturning her new pair of jeans

G7Just to stay home Ctonight

COh the mirror always shows

There's a Emstranger in my clothes

FStanding on the third raiGl

CLost at sea

Emsearching for me

And we Fdon't know how to Gsail

CSo if you go to guitar store

You will G7see me again

Holding the door

CIt's an excellent night to sleep on the floor

If you G7stay home Ctonight

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: Mozzarella Swastikas

Adam uses an alternating bass pattern for the chords in this song. It looks something like this:

For C chords:

For G7 chords:

For F chords:

Intro

strum the c chord pattern

Verse

CIn a land made of string

where the hG7ills are balls of twine

and the doctor knits the sun

down in a Cbaseball diamond mine

Cand the mozzarella sweaters

get sG7ewn to the tits

where the lump behind the sheet

is where the Ctumor took a shit

and i'll be getting Fhead

under the Crainbow

and i'll be getting Fhead

under the Crainbow

and i'll be getting Fhead

C Am F G **see bottom of tab for detail**

under the raaa-inbo-oh-w **on how adam ends the chorus **

Cwell we came upon a cracker

and we G7all came on this cracker

and the last one had to eat it

and she Cdid

Cbut she threw it up like a whore

and the G7sunshine stabbed right through her

like a whore on a skewer

in the Cwind

and i'll be getting Fhead

under the Crainbow

and i'll be getting Fhead

under the Crainbow

and i'll be getting Fhead

C Am F G **see bottom of tab for detail**

under the raaa-inbo-oh-w **on how adam ends the chorus **

Cnow the king was reading comics

when he G7stepped into some vomit

and he screamed like forty wolves

being burned aClive

Cand i rode my dolpin adam

and he G7fed my dolphin stars

he fed my dolphin stars

like you'd put Cgasoline in cars

papa was Fsmart

but mama said i Cwasn't

now i've got a million Fdollars

but who Cdoesn't?

gonna go to the Fgraveyard

to get some beggin' Cdone

Cgonna dig up Ammegan

Fand cut oGut my Cson

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: Dance with Me

tune down 1/2 step

Intro

G5 Em5 C5 D5 G5

Verse

G5Heart and soul Baby

Em5There's no goal

C5Turn the lights on bright

D5You're a rock and roll sG5tar

Feel my love

Coming from the heavens above

When my eyes meet your eyes

You know it's true

Chorus

G5Baby come dance with me

Em5Baby come dance with me-ee

C5On tv aD5t the tv statiG5on

Baby come dance with me

Baby come dance with me-ee

On tv at the tv station

You are lost

and I'm at home

And nobody wants to be here alone

Ooo baby's in mint condition

Man I'm doin' some dirty wishin'

Let's both get on that rocket to the stars

Baby come dance with me

Baby come dance with me-ee

On tv at the tv station

Baby come dance with me

Baby come dance with me-ee

On tv at the tv station

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: Computer Show

Oh IG♯m stumbled in all wide-eyed

C♯mTo the computer show

I F♯didn't have a passport

So they D♯turned me into snow

D♯They turned me into snow

G♯mFollow you follow you follow you follow you

C♯mInto every store

F♯Follow you follow you follow you follow you

D♯Tell me what i'm for

D♯Tell me what i'm for

Oh IG♯m stumbled in all wide-eyed

C♯mTo the computer show

I F♯didn't have my passport

So they D♯turned me into snow

D♯They turned me into snow

G♯mFollow you follow you follow you follow you

C♯mInto every store

F♯Follow you follow you follow you follow you

D♯Tell me what i'm for

G♯mYou caught my eye against your eye

C♯mDeep inside the crowd

You F♯hung me from the hooks inside

My D♯asshole and my mouth

D♯My asshole and my mouth

G♯mFollow you follow you follow you follow you

C♯mInto every store

F♯Follow you follow you follow you follow you

D♯Tell me what i'm for

D♯Tell me what i'm for

Solo

I sG♯mtumbled in all wide-eyed

C♯mTo the computer show

I F♯didn't have my passport

So they D♯turned me into snow

D♯They turned me into snow

D♯They turned me into snow

D♯Take me home with you

D♯Take me home with you

(random synth noises)

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: Her Father and Her

tuned about 1/4 step down

BmFather owned the dating bar so Gmother ran the store

BmWe all lived there together with the Garmy at the door

BmNo one to do my laundry or to tell Gme that they're sure

BmBut there really is no me and there's no Garmy at the door

BmI hustle my way to your bedsiGde

BmI ride on your body like a cGab ride

BmI carry refreshments to the goGod guys

BmI made the good guys some Ghome fries

BmPardon me anyone where Gis the nearest shore

BmWe're all in this together and the Gpolice are at the door

BmSomeone do my laundry or Gsmash through the floor

BmTo the tropical vacation burieGd underneath the store

BmAnd I was your favorite bGullfighter

BmWhose looks were new to your Geyes

BmAnd i fell apart in that bGullfight

BmWhere the dress was the sky to yourG thighs

BmShe said that she had an Ghour

BmHer father he was in the Gshower

BmAnd she took me to her little Gtower

BmAnd she showed me her little Gflower

BmAnd just when i thought it was safe to put Gdown my pen

BmShe said maybe i will let you fall in lGove with me again

BmMaybe i will let you fall for Gloving me again

BmThen she showed me her badge and iG think she said then

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: Baby's Gonna Die Tonight

intro and verses

Baby's gonna be alright

AmAnd it don't meanG I don't Flove Gyou

AmWhen i puGt a gun to yFour facGe

AmIt just meGans I wanna gFet rougGh with you

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: Times Are Bad

I emailed Adam about this song and he replied with the real chords and that his guitar

probably out of tune for the recording. I'll tab up the chords he told me he played. To

along with the cd, tune your guitar about 1/4 of a step up and substitute the chords this way:

CD Tab

F♯ A

E G

A C

Well, timAes are badG

And alCl the time you're feeling saAd

And peopAle are laugGhing

CTelling you to go awayA

And your Afeet are truGdgin'

You're Calways acting like a curmudgeAon

Well i Aknow i Gknow

That it's Chard A♯hard Ahard

Well it's Ahard to walk arouGnd

CFeeling like a circus cAlown

Grab a Abig batGon

And Ctwirl it like a magic Awand

'Cause your Gcards are dAealt

And Ceverything is deeply Afelt

Well i Aknow i Gknow

That it's Chard A♯hard Ahard

And the peAople that you lovGe

Are attacCking you from aboAve

And everyoAne that you tGrust

Is just sCelling you a bucket of lAies

Well Ajust belieGve

That it's Call gonna be Aok

Well i Aknow i Gknow

That it's Chard A♯hard Ahard

Solo

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: Can You See Me?

Fingerpick the intro and verse chords like this-

Intro

FIn a town, Amin a city, A♯in an eyeball, oGmn a rock

A♯In a fence Cmwhere a goat Dmwas alone by hD♯imself

A♯There was a Fboy WhoGm was theD♯re

A♯A boy who built a Dmsnowman Fout of A♯himself

FI've been popping out of Amclosets in A♯robin hood Gmsuits

A♯I've been spotted in Cmpictures with DmNavy rD♯ecruits

A♯Look at your Fcostume you Gmknow that it's D♯true

A♯Any oDmne could Fpop in as A♯you

FTry to untie your Amlips but they were A♯double knottGmed

A♯I tried to break into you Cmbrain but all the Dmentrances were D♯rotted

A♯If the moon had Fminute hands it Gmwould have meant a D♯lot

A♯But God would have Dmmade the Fmoon as a A♯clock.

(strum chords)

A♯Look, look, look at me doing this

F7Look, look, look at me doing that

GmLook, look, look at the way that i F7am

A♯bye bye bye to the crazy ones

F7bye bye bye to the crazy ones

Gmbye bye bye to the crazy F7ones

A♯Look, look, look at me doing this

F7Look, look, look at me doing that (2x)

GmLook, look, look at the way that i F7am

(under heavy feedback and distortion)

Look, look, look at me doing this

Look, look, look at me doing that

Look, look, look at the way that i am

(one strum per chord for the rest of the song)

A♯But if everybody was the best

F7There would be so few of the rest

GmOh the places where you've never been

F7Oh the world was just a baby then

A♯A million ways you learn to cry

F7When the boy's little waves pass you by

GmOh never to be there again

F7Oh the children where so old-fashioned then

A♯Coffins decked out on the street

F7Who's the stranger with the purple feet?

GmDon't i remember him from somewhere

F7

before his feet lost his hair?

A♯But if everyone is coffin-bound

F7Then i'm so scared of being not around

GmI'm so scared to never make a sound

F7I'm so scared of being underground

Artist: Adam Green

Album: Garfield

Song: Bleeding Heart

A♯ 688766 (alt: x13331)

F x8.10.10.10x (alt: 133211)

Intro

A♯ F

Verse

When I A♯wake up in the Fmorning I A♯smell your Fsmell

A♯God knows Fthat i'm nA♯ot doing Fwell

You're my A♯ClementinFe, my swA♯eet sunshFine

A sA♯parkling dFiamond iA♯n your eFye

Chorus

CmBleeding heart, A♯my bleeding heart

CmWon't you cut out my A♯bleeding heart?

CmOver the mountains by the A♯sea and the shore

CmI hope you come knocking Fat my door

(same chord pattern for the rest of the song)

Baby baby let's live in a shoe

And I'll tell you some things that I used to do

You're a broken book, a thievin' crook

You stole my heart with just one look

Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart

Won't you cut out my bleeding heart?

Over the mountains by the sea and the shore

I hope you come knocking at my door

You take my stuff and you make me blue

You've got me so goddamned subdued

And every day i hope and pray

You'll stay with me while the skies are grey

Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart

Won't you cut out my bleeding heart?

Over the mountains by the sea and the shore

I hope you come knocking at my door

(play intro until fade)