Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
hard to be a girl
so nice to be a boy
in my room at night
not a pretty sight
here's an empty kiss
marching to the rhythm of the payroll
i can be a good boy too
just let me out of the stable
sausages and eggs
and hot and sour soup
thank me for your time
cause i can be as bad as you
hard to be a girl
that's what the oracle told me
i don't care what she says
i assume it's best to be lonely