Lunchlady Land Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Asus2Woke up in the morning.

DPut on my new plastic glove.

Asus2Served some re-heated salsbury steak

With a lDittle slice of love

Asus2Got no clue what the chicken pot pDie

Is made of.

EJust know everything's doing fine

Down here iDn Lunch Lady Land.

Asus2 D

WAsus2ell, I wear this net on my head

'DCause my red hair is fallin' out.

IAsus2 wear these brown orthopedic shoes

'DCause I got a bad case of the gout.

IAsus2 know you want seconds on the corn dogs,

DBut there's no reason to shout.

EEverybody gets enough food

Down here inD Lunch Lady Land.

Asus2 A7

Well, yDesterday's meatloaf

Is today's sloppy joes A

And my bDreath reaks of tuna

And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nAose.

Then it returns to the same repeated 2 chord progression.