Stan The Man Chords

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BCorn in 1935 in Brooklyn New AmYork

TChe son of Anna and AmPhil

ACt 19 years old he married my mAmother Judy

And immedGiately paid his first Bloomingdales Fbill

RCight away they started on a fAmamily

3C smart kids popped out of mom's Amtummy

BCut then one steamy night Dad fAmorgot to wear his raincoat

9 months lGater, out came the Fdummy

DCad was 6 foot 2 and 2Am50 pounds

ACnd was sweet as he was sAmtrong

HCe was also known to be prAmetty well endowed

But bGelieve me he didn't pass tFhat one along

I did get grandma's ass though

Oh, SCtan the man was my Amhero

With a Cgolf swing that made men Amcry

HCe'd take their money and put it in his Amtop drawer

Then I'd sGteal it so I could get Fhigh

BFut he beat that habit out of Cme

Oh, dad tChanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny CAmarson

TChanks for swimming with me at Livingston Ampark

TChanks for telling me to always to pAmunch a kid in the face

If he Gmade an anti-Semitic rFemark

And say Chi to both my grandmas and Amgrandpas

And tCell my dog meatball I miss him Amso

But mCost important dad, take advantage of being in Amheaven

Go Gbang Marilyn AmMonroe; MFom said its cool, just wear a raincoat

Oh, SCtan the man was my Amhero

HCe still is and always will Ambe

Cause he dCidn't give too much of crap about nAmothing

Except lGoving his fFamily

Oh, SCtan the Gman is Fgone

But will always live Con

-Mike