Standard (EADGBE)

NOTE: The chords with suspended notes are all used in the song and, in my opinion, make

the difference.

They may not be immediately apparent, but upon more intent listening you will notice

in the marked places.

You can get away without playing them, but I really do recommend you at least attempt to.

(listen to song to approximate the length of different C's)


I wish I had more money than I have

and I know that's not punk

but I'd like to pay my rent

I can't survive without money.

No I can't survive without money.


And I want to eat red, red meat.

I want to feel it digesting inside of my tummy

I support animal testing.

I'd kill a kitten to save a human being.


The whole human race, we are big, big dicks.

We fuck holes in the world and fuck everybody else

And we fuck because we are lonely.

We fuck because we are lonely.


And we ought to give it one more shot

we have to save the world, and bathe ourselves with love

because love is all we need

except that love isn't really all we need.

We need compassion

and we need empathy

and we need love, a little bit

and we need some money

or a way

to fulfill our five basic needs

(this is done quickly

we all have

We all have

End on: G