Standard (EADGBE)

Intro , , , , x 2

I had a dream last night,

That the internet was dead

And that our mobile phones went haywire,

All was silent til i said...

Put down your barriers, pick up your pens,

Write an endless letter to a long lost friend

Talk to the one by you on the bus

A life long partner? you discuss...things that,

Bring you joy

Make you sad

The half finished doodles

On your sketch pad

But remember how it came to this

Riff

Destroy, destroy the internet

Close windows, open doors

Put an end to online wars

Destroy, then rebuild all of our lives which have been filled

With endless propaganda

In our minds they have instilled

They have instilled

Riff

, , , , x 2

Bill gates was told by minions

And tried to log on to the net

The crisis lost him millions

'Unable to connect'

Nymphos, downloaders and gamers cried

On the night that BT's server died

Helplines buzzed and people ran

To topple, a freeserve van

RIAA rejoiced

Metallica were moist

So they wrote a song that went something like...

Riff

Destroy, destroy the internet

Close windows, open doors

Put an end to online wars

Destroy, then rebuild all of our lives which have been filled

With endless propaganda

To our minds they have instilled

They have instilled

Destroy, destroy the internet

Close windows, open doors

Put an end to online wars

Destroy, then rebuild all of our lives which have been filled

With endless propaganda

To our minds they have instilled

They have instilled

Riff

Pause

,, , x 4

Close windows, open doors

Close windows, open doors

Close windows, open doors

Close windows, open doors

Repeat til end.

End on E.