Standard (EADGBE)

Key: ,

Chords used:

Intro

Very Long with talks and messing up

Talk:

--

nooone

We got it we got it

Ok Fuck you!!

Sing:

None of my friends are punks

None of my friends are punks

Talk:

I don't know

You're tough dude

That was just funny

Sing:

None of my friends are punks

None of my friends are punks

they've got pussy corporate jobs

--

So ill sit here like a fuck

Talk:

Hey dude John's

still playing

(im so sorry)

Sing:

None of my

friends are punks

None of my

friends are punks

They could pull

some long shifts

whoooo

Talk:

FUCK

Ready?

N--

Sing:

None of my friends are punks

None of my friends are punks

They all work at corporate jobs

While I sit here like a slob

Yeah none of my friends are punks

All of my friends are drunks

All of my friends are drunks

We go drinking every night

Looking to get in a fight

Cause all of my friends are drunks

Talk:

(Hold)

Yeah thank you

Goodnight

Guess that's a wrap

I kept laughing because

I was thinking it did

sound like you were saying

"none of my friends are drugs"

But then it said "all my

friends are drunks"

that's not funny at all

I don't understand

Chorus 1

None of my friends are punks

None of my friends are punks

They all work at corporate jobs

While I sit here like a slob

Yeah none of my friends are punks

Chorus 2

None of my friends are punks

None of my friends are punks

They converse with upper class

While I sit here on my ass

Yeah none of my friends are punks

Chorus 3

All of my friends are drunks

All of my friends are drunks

We go drinking every night

Looking to get in a fight

Cause all of my friends are drunks

Chorus 4

All of my friends are drunks

All of my friends are drunks

And they like to hum along

While I sing these shitty songs

(Hold)

cause all of my friends are drunks