Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

You tell me that you love me when i'm lying by your side

you tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind

that i'm blind to any evil you could do

and that i love you like any other girl could ever do

you love the things that i love

you love art and you love books

and you love love as much as i do

and you lovee my dirty looks

and you love me right now

so how

Single notes:

can you love

Chords:

vegemite?

it tastes like sadness

it tastes like batteries

it tastes like asses

i cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast

it is the vegemite my darling, or its me

you have to make the fucking choice

i cannot sit with you at breakfast

the very smell of it obliterates my senses

and if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch

which means we can't spend any time together

what kind of relationship is that

the choice is yours, my heart is in your hands

please wash your hands

you just had vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard

Throughout this bit is just Am and D and Am again

it's all about you isn't it, it's just take, take, take, take

what about me? what about my feelings?

I'm Sorry

Throughout the story chords are: G C D G Em Am D (same as verse)

I love you

and no matter what you eat i'll always love you completely

i might just always leave the room at meal times

or refuse to touch or kiss you for a week

if you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth

you're in my heart but put yourself inside my shoes

i have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose

i know it's tearing you apart but it's the way it has to be

it is the vegemite my darling,

dim (or )

it is the vegemite my darling

put down the vegemite fucker

or i'll leave.