Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Every year in winter time's a special celebration

Where everyone can hear the chime of love across the nation

Young and old are looking forward in bright anticipation

I suggest to party like never done before

Chorus

I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit

You start riding over rough and smooth

I crack my whip flippin' hohoho

Let's have sex for christmas

I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit

You drag that carriage up and down the hood

I crack my whip flippin' hohoho

Let's have sex for christmas

Bridge 1

Slide up and down your chimney

Until my sack is empty

Let's stuff the christmas turkey

With delicious jerkey

Verse 2

A christmas tree has got a branch with big balls hanging from it

The snowman's got a carrot, so why don't you go down on it?

Let me ring your jingle bells until my candles burning

Let's fire up the ingle well, gift giving I come

Chorus

I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit

You bend over and i do your ............

I crack my whip flippin' hohoho

Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*

I wear my snowman suit you put on your turkey dress

I shift some carrot up into your chest

Gingerbread through the oven door

Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*

Saxophone solo

Bridge 2

Slide up and down our chimneys (I do)

Until your sack is empty (that's true)

Let's see what's under the tree (you see)

When we go down on our knee

Do you want santa's sweetness

Your eyes, open your mouth and taste

I promised you a whtie christmas

Now I let it snow on your face (yeah)

Chorus

We wear a santa dress we put on our reindeer suit

We start riding over rough and smooth

We crack your whip flippin' hohoho

Let's have sex for christmas

We wear a snowman suit we put on our turkey dress

We shift some carrot up into our chest

Gingerbread through the oven door

Let's have sex for christmas

Outro

Let's have sex for christmas

Let's have sex for christmas

Let's have sex for christmas

Let's have sex for christmas