Standard (EADGBE)
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Al's the name - ham's the game
some would say I overplay
but they wouldn't know a one man show
if it uped and poked them in the nose
some folks could barely recognise
a sensation in a cheap disguise
when I hit them clean between the eyes
they think I'm done, they miss their bet
hey - you ain't seen nothing yet
Got a million
got a million more
gonna fill you up
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know
if your punched or bored
got a million
got a million more
Just call me Ken - you know I'm back
crowned the king of the witless crack
I made my way - I paid in cash
do you believe that snotty trash
I wave my stick, I bounce my balls
like hollow laughter of the walls
I snigger and nudge them in the ribs
and wink until my eyelid bleeds
Got a million
got a million more
gonna fill you up
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know
if your punched or bored
got a million
got a million more
Ahoy shipmates - it's cap'n Bob
a particularly nasty job
you see me first in black and white
a trick of the refracted light
in actual fact, I'm white and black
and I'm cheating behind your back
it's the human state - you wonder why
we lie and lie and lie and lie
Got a million
got a million more
gonna fill you up
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know
if your punched or bored
got a million
got a million more
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Gonna fill you up
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know
if your punched or bored
Gonna fill you up
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know
if your punched or bored
Gonna fill you up
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know
if your punched or bored
Got a million
got a million more
got a million
got a million more
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