Standard (EADGBE)
x 2
Smokers choking in the smokin' room
Fishes in the fish tank
Sailors waitin' for the tide to turn
Too bad the ship sank
Well this waxwork wound up to walk
Stares through the window
Holler in the alley
Went lookin' for the exit
Facin' the shadow
Pre-chorus
I don't patronise you
No, I don't try to put you down
I don't criticise you
Chorus
I ain't the one x 2 )
I ain't the one to judge ) x 2
Hard hittin' journalist
Says he's a communist
Says he believes in world war 3
Lives in a high rent luxury apartment
He ain't foolin' me
Pre-chorus
Chorus
Bridge
Readin' the newspaper
Keepin' in touch
They steal your secret
But I ain't the one to judge, ahhh