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I vampire

I vampire

I vampire

I vampire

I vampire

vampire

I vampire

I have lost my fangs

I vampire

I vampire

I vampire

I have lost my fangs

So I'm sad and I feel lonely

So I cry and I'm very angry

And I eat some garlic

So I'm no more satanic yeah yeah

I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city

But the pretty girls don't look at me (don't look at me)

Cause I don't have my fangs

Cause I have lost my fangs

I vampire

I vampire

I have lost my mouth organ

I vampire

I vampire

I have lost my mouth organ

So I get bored and I shout

So I eat popcorn and I put on weight

And I sing but my voice is breaking

And I want to play the guitar

But my guitar is out of tune

I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city

But the musicals don't play with me (don't play with me)

Cos' I don't have my mouth organ

Cos' I have lost my mouth organ