I Am Cow Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I am cAow, hear me mEoo

I weigh twDice as much as yAou

And I lAook good on a barbeqEue

Yoghurt, cAurd cream and butters

Made from liDquids from my uddAers

I am cAow, I am cDow, hear me mEoo A

Verse 2

I am cAow, eating grEass

Methane gDas comes out my aAss

And out mAy muzzle when I beElch

Oh the ozAone layer is thinner

From the outcDome of my dinAner

I am cAow, I am cDow, I’ve got gEas… A

Verse 3

I am cAow, here I stEand

Far and wiDde upon this laAnd

And I Aam living everywhEere

From BA.C. to Newfoundland

You can squDeeze my tits by hAand

I am cAow, I am cDow, hear me mEoo! A

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