If I Were Prime Minister Chords

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GIf I were Prime MiCnister, I'Gd transform the laDnd

GAll things would be gClorious, Gunder my firm strong haDnd

I'd enlGarge Prince Edward ICsland, and shrink the tax on boDoze

GIf I were Prime MCinister, the LGeafs would never loDse

GIf I were Prime MCinister, French and EGnglish, would be gDone

There'd Gbe no more two sColitudes 'cause Gwe'd all speak KlinDgon

And I'd gGive my buddies jCobs, they weGren't qualified fDor

GWait, I'm so sCorry, I think tGhat's been done befDore

GIf I were Prime MCinister, CanGadians would tDan

GIn the Gulf of CMexico, where IG'd put NewfoundlDand

GIf I were Prime MCinister, GI would use my Dpower

GTo finally make the dConut, Gour official flDower

And IG'd make it illCegal to sGit and bitch and whDine

Though Gthat might leave CanCadians wiGth too much spare Dtime

And GI would be Prime MCinister if Gonly for one flDaw

GI don't think that CI could ever Glive in OttowDa

GIf I were, CIf I were, GIf I were Prime MDinister (repeat)

I'd bGathe in Maple sCyrup and I'd hGave a talking moDose

And GMounties would massCage me to kGeep me nice and loDose

I'd gGet rid of the QueCen, replGace her with my cDat

AppGointment to the CSenate would be tGrial by combDat

GI'd solve all the pCroblems of this cGountry's apparDatus

By gGranting every Cperson, Gnation statDus

I'd encGourage global wCarming, move the jGetstream further nDorth

And I'd Gban all politCicians, excGept for me of couDrse

GIf I were, CIf I were, GIf I were Prime MDinister

I'd be super great, and you'd all

GIf I were, CIf I were, GIf I were Prime DMinister

love me, you'd have to, 'cause I'd make it the law