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Life isn't always easy It isn't always fun
When you lose direction Your world can come undone
When you're in need of guidiance And help is over due
You might ask yourself this question
What Would Jesus Do?
If you were at a party And the host ran out of wine
He'd make some more with magic And bring on back good times
But in this situation You couldn't see it through
He's the son of God And he shits all over you
You can't do what Jesus can do
You're the King of Nothing, and he's the King of jews
He knows every magic trick, you only know a few
Don't even bother asking
What Would Jesus Do?
Can you heal a leper?
Or feed a crowd with fish and bread?
Can you walk on water?
Did you rise from the dead?
And did you give your life up
To save humans from bad luck?
Were you born of virgin birth,
Or did your parents... have sex?
You can't do what Jesus can do
He had twelve apostles and no one follows you
When facing a dilema Let logic guide you through
What kind of dick-head wonders
What Would Jesus Do?
When Jesus was betrayed And wrapped up all his trust
He used His laser vision And turned judas into dust
When Lois Lane was dying Jesus held her in His arms
He flew backwards 'round the world To keep her safe from harm
When Jesus tours the country In His Rock n' Roll band Kiss
A thousands cheer his music Even tough it's hit the miss
You can't do what Jesus can do (Jesus shits all over you )
There are three of Him, and there's only one of you (And Jesus can fly )
He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu
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He's a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu
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So next time you're in trouble Thinking What Would Jesus do
Try not to forget He's a million, billion, trillion times
Better than you God gave Rock n' Roll to you,
Gave Rock n' Roll to you,
Gave Rock n' Roll to everyone,
God gave Rock n' Roll to you,
Gave Rock n' Roll to you,
Put it in the soul of everyone.