Standard (EADGBE)

(w/ Rhythm 1)

So you say you gotta know why the world goes around

And you can't find the truth in the things you've found

And you're scared shitless 'cause evil abounds

Come join us

Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in

Full of adherent people with the same objective

A family to cling to and call brethren

Come join us

All we want to do is change your mind

All you need to do is close your eyes

Come join us

Come join us

Come join us

(w/ Rhythm 1)

Don't you see all the trouble that most people are in

And that they just want you for their own advantage

But I swear to you we're different from all of them

Come join us

I can tell you were looking for a way to live

Where truth is determined by consensus

Full of codified arbitrary directives

Come join us

All we want to have is your small mind

Turn it into one of our kind

You can go through life adrift and alone

Desperate, desolate, on your own

But we're looking for a few more stalwert clones

Come join us

Come join us

Come join us

(w/ Rhythm 1)

We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew

The world hates us, well we hate them too

But you're exempted of course if you

Come join us

Independent, self-contented, revolutionary

Intellectual, brave, strong, and scholarly

If you're not one of them, you're us already

Come join us

Come join us

Come join us