Standard (EADGBE)

Ever buy indelible dye

Blue as the G sky

Don’t ask me why

C This catalog I found

G Sells roaches by the pound

Millipedes, centipedes too

They say the C meek shall inherit

Be G cause they stay up F late

And change the will

G And when you fall asleep

C Into your room I’ll creep

F Did something move

In the C dark ‘neath your G bed

And then a voice you hear

C Calling out loud and clear

F A voice that is our own

G A voice that’s saying HAAAHH!

That’s all I have.