Standard (EADGBE)

1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7

And 6 is afraid of 7

Cause 7 ate 9

Nine was minding his business

Talking to 10 about Gordie Howe's clothes

Why 7 ate 9? Nobody knows.

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No Chords

What about 9?

Seven ate nine!

Oh the cat'll have to live with eight lives now

Ronaldo will have to make do

Ever since seven ate 9 it seems

Seems I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too

Seven ate nine!

Once upon a time in our solar system

We couldn't make do without 9

But Pluto's not a planet now, so eight'll do fine.

Oh the cat'll have to do with 8 lives now

And the Chinese will be out of luck

Vampires will have to think of some other method

Cause without their canines, how will they suck?

Seven ate nine!

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No Chords

What about nine?

Seven ate nine!

Seven ate nine!

Seven ate nine!

Seven ate nine!