Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

VERSE ONE

Alchohol, my permanent accessory

Alchohol, a party time necessity

Alchohol, alternative to feeling like yourself

Oh, alchohol, I still drink to your health

CHORUS

I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alchohol

VERSE TWO

Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea

A Malibu and Coke for you, a G. and T. for me

Alchohol, your songs resolve like my life never will

When someone else is picking up the bill

Chorus

as above)

Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself, I'll use something else

BRIDGE

I thought that alchohol was just for those with nothing else to do

I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze

But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose

To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse

[During piano solo play intro]

Chorus

as above)

Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor

trying on your camisole?

Oh, alchohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else

OUTRO

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