Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an

ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)

If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

Chorus

If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars

Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

You know, we could just go up there and hang out

Break

Talking part): , ,

[Same strumming pattern as intro and verses]

Like open the fridge and stuff

There would already be laid out foods for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

Well, can you blame 'em

Uh, yeah

Verse

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant

bones)

And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

Chorus

If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Break

[same as first]

Of course we would, we’d just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!

Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

Verse

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

Outro

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich