Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

If I were you (and I wish that I were you)

All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue

I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes,

tie my pantyhose around my neck

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I'll be that girl - and you would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover

If I were the sun, you would be in shadow

And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

If you will not have me as myself,

perhaps as someone else

Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing

Then even a eunuch won't resist

The magic of a kiss from such as me

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Break

It's time to kick off your shoes,

learn how to choose sadness

It's time to throw off those chains,

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addle our brains

with madness

'Cause we've got plenty of time

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to grow old and die

But when at last your beauty's faded,

you'll be glad that I have waited for you

When you're done

with being beautiful and young

When that course is run, then come to me

Chorus