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Verse 1

Everyone's addicted to cocaine,

It's everywhere I go,

And if no-ones gonna offer me a line tonight,

I think I'll have to buy my own

Verse 2

So I'll meet you in the toilets,

And I'll share my gram with you,

And we can formulate our words in ways,

We always wanted to

Chorus

Because it makes you shag for longer,

It makes you self-assured,

Sometimes it makes you greedy,

But it always makes you want some more,

It might not last forever,

But it'll cheer you up today,

So come on gang, just raise your hands,

If you're addicted to cocaine,

Verse 3

Well if every time we're fuckin',

We take a line of coke,

Well what would happen to our sex life if we try and give it up,

And if every time I talk to you, we're both off our heads,

When we meet in a land of sobriety would you tell the truth instead?

Chorus

Because it makes you shag for longer,

It makes you self-assured,

Sometimes it makes you greedy,

But it always makes you want some more,

It might not last forever,

But it'll cheer you up today,

So come on gang, just raise your hands,

If you're addicted to cocaine,