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Intro

If tony blair had a myspace page, d'ya think he would be my friend?

And if i meet a fit girl on here d'ya think i'd ever sleep with them?

Its a huge online phenomenon and everyones onboard

we're all signing up to the database that rupert murdoch bought

Well you look a lot fitter on your myspace picture than you do in real life

Download your song write a bulletin, put my whole life up online

Well if everyones got a myspace page and everyone writes a blog

well if everyones got a profile song and everyone looks hot

well maybe in the coming years when it gets to bad outside

we'll all be locked up in our rooms and let it rule our lives

Well you look a lot fitter on your myspace picture than you do in real life

Download your song write a bulletin, put my whole life up online

So now i come here crawling back, with my tail between my legs

Myspace.com forward slash sex drugs politics

so pay a visit, take a song, add me as a friend

and i know that everybodies gonna have one in the end

and I look a lot fitter on my myspace picture than I do in real life

Download my song write a bulletin, get my whole life up online