Standard (EADGBE)
Darling, you are the apple of my eye
I can't live without you by my side
I think you are better than sliced bread
When I become a Shriner then you can be my fez
Lovemuffin, I think you score a ten
You must be a dog because you're this man's best friend
You can be a husky, and I'll be a chow
I don't care what species just as long as I'm your pal
Chorus
Darling you are the one
Please be my fez (2x)
Honeybuns, you're what the Germans call zerr gutt
If you were the ocean then I would be the boot
What could be better than sailing with you all day
If you were the ocean than no sailors would be gay-CHORUS
Sugarlips, I think that you are the bomb
You can do an air raid on me anytime you want
Arrest her officer, she stole my heart
I wish I was those handcuffs wrapped around you arms-CHORUS