Polythene Pam Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D/E A E

E Well, you should Dsee APolythene EPam

She's so good lDooking but she Alooks like a Eman

Well, you should seGe her in drag, dressed in her Bpolythene bag

Yes, you should Csee DPolythene EPam.

CYeah, Dyeah, Eyeah

D/E A E

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt

She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_

Yes, you could say she was attractively built.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

D/E A E

D A E

A She came in through the bathroom Dwindow

A protected F♯mby a silver Dspoon

A But now she F♯msucks her thumb and Dwonders

by the D7banks of her own lagoon A

DAidn't anybody tellDm her?

ADidn't anybody see? Dm

G7Sunday's on the phone to CMonday

G7 C (go to 2/4 for the C)

Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer

Worked in fifteen clubs a day

And though I thought I knew the answer

Well, I knew but I could not say

So I quit the police department

and got myself a steady job

And though she tried her best to help me

she could steal but she could not rob

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