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The perfect love song, it has no words, it only has death threats

And you can tell, a classic ballad, by how threatening it gets

So if you walk into your house, and she's cutting up your mother

She's only trying to tell you that, she loves you like no other,

No other, she loves you like no other

The only emotions that I know are love and hate

And she's chopping and she's changing, and it's making you afraid

I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice"

She'll kiss you or she'll kill you, but you'll, just have to wait

Because some things, that I do, make you go blue

And something, that you said made me go red

The perfect love has no emotions, it only harbours doubts

And if she fears, your intentions, she will cut you out

So do not raise your voice and do not shake your fist

Just pass her the carving knife

If that's what she insists, insists, if that's what she insists

A hate tattoo on my brain and a love one on my heart

I'd like to hate you like I love you and just, tear your dreams apart

I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice"

Cupid's arrow, looking more like, Cupid's poison dart

Because some things that I do, make you go blue

And something, that you said, made me go red

Some things that I do, make you go blue

And something, that you said, made me go red

The perfect kiss is dry as sand, and doesn't take your breath

The perfect kiss, is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death

Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death

Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death.