Standard (EADGBE)

Here I walk, here I walk

Loooking for an angel's wings in the den of the hawk

Here I am, here I am

With a choice between an also ran and a sunbed tan

And you thought you'd found your own little look

How I misjuged, how I mistook

And you thought you'd found the style of your hair

I guess tonight I'll take, I'll take my troubles to

The rocking chair

So I'll take these high heeled shoes

And yes I'll take these traditional views

I'll take this deep despair of a 30 year old square

To the rocking chair

Here I sit, here I sit

Looking for a warming smile in a house of cold wit

Here I stand, here I stand

Torn between the balding drunk and no man's land

And they'll tell you when you've reached your peak

Where the wulf-whistle rung there's a deafening shriek

Blowing kisses into the air

I guess tonight I'll take, I'll take these troubles to

The rocking chair

So I'll take these awkward stance

And I'll take this sexless dance

I'll take this deep despair of a 30 year old square

To the rocking chair

Am I skinny? A shade too fat?

Mmmm... My friend the cat knows all about that

Am I happy?

(Here I sit, here I sit)

Just a little sad

(Looking for a warming smile in the house of cold wit)

Mmmm... My friend the cat knows all about that

Am I skinny?

(Here I walk, here I walk)

A shade too fat?

(Loooking for an angel's wings in the den of the hawk)

My friend the cat knows all about that