Retards Make Good Friends Chords by Beer Softened Stool

Standard (EADGBE)

Repeat the riff 4 x

EHey mama tell you what I say

ESaid I'm lookin' for a friend today

Elookin for a friend I can trust

Ehe's gotta ride in a short school bus

DRetards.....DMake E♭Good EFriends!

EMy friend Marc wears a hockey helmet

EHe shits his pants but he can't help it

EOut in public he beats his dick

EI use retards to pick up chicks

(lots of groaning and drooling)

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