White Trash Christmas Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro is a country riff played on GCD

Riff 1

Verse

GBaby I'm dreamin' of a Fwhite trash A♯ Cristmas

GMy trailers double wide F so Santa can't F♯ miss it

GBaby I'm dreamin' of a Fwhite trash A♯ Christmas [hold]

I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!

C My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe

G he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo

C my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed

D that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test!

C I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear

G please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)

Verse

GBaby I'm dreamin' of a Fwhite trash A♯ Cristmas

GI'm asking you Santa to Fplease F♯forgive us

GBaby I'm dreamin' of a Fwhite trash A♯ Cristmas [hold]

I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!